I just saw a Tibetan Mastiff and I want to ride it. So bad.

So I’m in a super tiny town in Shandong, China where one of my friends lives. Last night at dinner his entire family came by to see me, and his aunt, mother, and grandmother talked about how pretty my eyes were for like thirty minutes and then took turns touching my arm hair and giggling.

Also I got a tattoo.

Also I got a tattoo.

Hostels are so miserable.
It’s awesome.

Hostels are so miserable.
It’s awesome.

keepfallingasleep:

never not reblog

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BUT THE ANSWER IS FOURTY?!?!?!
(BECAUSE HE HAS TWO HANDS BECAUSE APPARENTLY NOT EVERYONE GOT THE JOKE)

(via thatgaywolf)

perfectlymale:

Taylor Lautner

whoever dyed his hair and changed his eye/skin color in photoshop (this is not the original photo) should be blinded.

perfectlymale:

Taylor Lautner

whoever dyed his hair and changed his eye/skin color in photoshop (this is not the original photo) should be blinded.

(via hooliganwannabe)

zodiaccity:

How to attract zodiac Aquarius.

zodiaccity:

How to attract zodiac Aquarius.

wstcollins:

wholockcat:

dontsparemyfeelingsanymore:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

thememorythatcarrieson:

morice:

kikismisandryservice:

lightspeedsound:

crying

 DEAD 

do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre?

WE DO HAHAHAHA

Are you fucking kidding me.

In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map’s origins.

In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don’t offend anyone.

sometimes i feel like canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

wstcollins:

wholockcat:

dontsparemyfeelingsanymore:

cas-get-into-my-ass:

thememorythatcarrieson:

morice:

kikismisandryservice:

lightspeedsound:

crying

 DEAD 

do most american world maps seriously have america in the centre?

WE DO HAHAHAHA

Are you fucking kidding me.

In Chinese maps, Asia is in the center. Which nation is centralized depends on the map’s origins.

In Canada, our maps are cut through the Pacific, so we don’t offend anyone.

sometimes i feel like canadian stereotypes go too far and then this happens

(via mr-infp)