Persistently Hopeless, Conveniently Romantic
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
I just heard on the news
17% of households in Singapore qualify as millionaires.
holy.
shit.
TO SINGAPORE.
This was basically my reaction, too.
(via sofivondeath)
- News in Britain: Stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in Canada: Moose on the loose downtown
- News in America: Cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: Man throws intestines at police
- Britain: wat
- News in America: Man eats roommate's heart and brain
- News in Canada: Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters.
- Britain: Shit Canada.
- America: You fucked up.
- Canada: Man saws off own foot to avoid work
How The Zero Weeks Of Paid Maternity Leave In The U.S. Compares Globally
Whatttt.
50 weeks in Canada?
That’s enough time to get knocked up every year and never have to work.TO CANADA
Brandon, i think you are lacking certain parts for that :3
Dang it.
THE SYSTEM IS WORKING AGAINST ME!
there is no sarcasm in chinese it like doesn’t exist
Painfully true.
冷笑话, man. Like.
Wtf is that sad excuse for a joke.
Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!
So imperfect it’s perfect.
[thanks, rob!]
This is beyond adorable!
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